Insurance Covers Everything Except Things That Happen In Real Life

Said the lady standing behind me in the queue as she squabbled with her insurance company over the phone. "Well said" I thought out aloud, as moments before my insurance company had told princess and I that we would not be covered for missing our flight because of a traffic jam caused by a road accident.... not even if half the world was stuck in the same jam. To hell with insurance I say.

Other than that, our trip to London was fine...